Circus Circus

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After a few days of wet weather we realize we have gone stir crazy, and cabin fever is setting in. To rectify this we grab the neighbor family and take the kids to Circus Circus! It is a great place to let kids play and for young adults to meet up and get married. The honey moon is only one elevator ride away which eliminates all that angst one has traveling to their honeymoon destination. (They need to wait until they reach their rooms though as the elevators have cameras and security in keeping with what the rest of vegas does charge for the ride photos.) For us old people watching the young at Circus Circus does not cause us to wish for our younger years. We are too broke to keep up with the kids, and I mean broke in every sense of the word. Fortunately, every place has a ramp to it, slow getting up to the top, but those heelys in our loafers really rock! Now, if they could eliminate those darn corners, and all that uphill traffic, but it would cut into the under-takers salary. What a show, let’s get on with it!

Not one brass instrument. Just one man going crazy on the bongos
Not one brass instrument. Just one man going crazy on the bongos

Every orchestra has its pit, but we now need pits for other things, and gymnastic shows cannot go on without the pit. This guy plays every show every night and as a result he is an awesome drummer! He keeps his ears plugged so he does not have to listen to himself. In fact, I bet he does not know he is in one of the casinos pits. He probably believes he is the lead drummer for Guns N’ Roses and is proud that there is no brass in his pits.

kinky men at circus circus
kinky men at circus circus

 

Well, they are getting right on with the show. His friend if really good at hanging on. Other wise he might fall on the carpet that looks like it was decorated with regurgitated KOI. Man they need to update Las Vegas before people start talking about their outdated fashion sense. Koi is so like, the ’70s if you know what I mean.

manly fulcrumSome have speculated that these men are married. When you watch them, you can really feel all the love in the room. I think they are not married, because the smaller one is still smiling. With biceps like theirs, who’s going to ask?

Head
I don’t know how these men stick together

Do you think, John Travolta might be missing some pants? I won’t tell if you won’t. With Pants like that, he probably paid someone to make them disappear. Anyway, I used to have a word for these pants, but I think it is illegal in the United States today.

My favorite game, but its chinsy on tickets
My favorite game, but its chinsy on tickets

Our friends are trying to show us up at skee ball, I think they must have done it since I did not see fit to remember my score.

They got the tree off today
They got the tree off today

 

A tree fell on our Thousand Trails club house, it smashed the internet, the TV, the hot tub, the pool, and unimportant things like the admin offices. Looks like the building is toast, and will take a lot of jelly to make it palatable again.

We are a close knit group here
We are a close knit group here

Our house is smashed between two others. Once in awhile, I would really like to eat at their house. I forget to shop, the smell of hot food wafts through my windows and now I am hungry. This leaves only one option, break out a pack of ramen noodles and make my family dinner!

Yes, it snows in them there hills
Yes, even in the heart of the ghetto, I can see there is snow in them there hills. Peering through my razor wire enclosure, through the myriad of wires I see an advertisement for Sams Town. More importantly, looking above and beyond, I see snow covered peaks which remind me of why we are in the south this time of year rather than the north. Half the year my ladies are warm southern bells, the rest of the year we are just a bunch of darn yellow bellied Yankees. Those who do not follow us are just a bunch of web-footed Yankees!

 

Have a good day and a Good Night – Dream of hot weather in the valleys, snow in them thar hills, and having what it takes to be buff-like and the acrobatics

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